Can giraffes cough?

Can giraffes cough?

According to some, no. Fiction. But what giraffes can do is stoop
low, lift their stubby little paws and board a Boeing 747 home to
South Africa. Fact.

This is precisely what one little giraffe did when she headed south
for the wilting days of British summer, the whole of autumn 2010 and
a fair chunk of winter in order to dip one toe in the Indian Ocean,
another in the Atlantic and stick her head above the canopy and nibble
on jungle.

Follow her African Safari Picnic over Table Mountain and through the
undergrowth as she becomes the first giraffe to contribute to the

Thursday 2 September 2010

Confetti Time


Once upon a tiny time
Someplace not far away,
There lived a Tess who liked
To play piano all the day.
She tinkled with her merry hands
(And sometimes with her toes),
But could not work out how to tap
The keys with just her nose.
Then one day out of Bluesville
Came this thing, there came a Joc,
And he was just the one to teach her
How to play her schnoz.
He walked up to the Tess and on her
Chair himself did plant,
He looked at her and told her
That he did not want her saying “can’t”.
He took her by the hand and said
She should not be afraid:
“It’s not so scary once you have a
Joc to show the way.”
“Just bend your head down really low,”
Said this blonde thing to her,
And so she did but sadly Tess
Just could not make it work.

“I don’t know how,” she said to him,
“To reach those silly keys,
With just my nose - impossible!
Could you please show me, please?”
The Joc just smiled and said “Of course,
I’d do it just for you.
And not just this, but anything;
One’s not as tough as two.”
And so the Tessa and the Joc,
Sat cosy on the stool,
They bent their noses super-low
And played a happy tune.
They tinkled softly through the night
(Much louder in the day),
And playing piano with the nose
Did now just seem the only way.
And so, when one plus one makes two
Then everybody wins,
And here my story ends, you see,
But theirs? It just begins.

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