Can giraffes cough?

Can giraffes cough?

According to some, no. Fiction. But what giraffes can do is stoop
low, lift their stubby little paws and board a Boeing 747 home to
South Africa. Fact.

This is precisely what one little giraffe did when she headed south
for the wilting days of British summer, the whole of autumn 2010 and
a fair chunk of winter in order to dip one toe in the Indian Ocean,
another in the Atlantic and stick her head above the canopy and nibble
on jungle.

Follow her African Safari Picnic over Table Mountain and through the
undergrowth as she becomes the first giraffe to contribute to the

Wednesday 11 August 2010

the fear

Concern is mounting that after 5 months of sedentary driving, ingesting neverending chunks of cake, bottomless mugs of South African wine, pounds of plump ostrich steak, sacks of sticky malva pudding and lashings of creamy bobotie - all the while gnawing on salty sticks of biltong - that I will be the intended audience of this sign:



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